who’s arms would I run and fall into
if I were drunk
in a room with everyone
I have ever loved
Hate that horrible silence while you’re working/studying? Perhaps your music is annoying you? Or maybe you just want to relax. Try these to help you fill the silence:
do you ever just
grievously misjudge the size of the tupperware container you need
and then decide that you do not give a single frick
and that every single miserable piece of rigati is going to fit into this tiny box and the lid will fit and everyone will be happy, damnit
I have been waiting for this gifset.
i have seen everything i need to see before i die
I do believe those are the first ungraceful dolphins in the history of ever.
I’m not doing it
*piano goes on*
I’m not doing it goddammit
Fuck you if you think it’ll hapJUST A SMALL TOWN GURL
Me: I should really lose some weight and get in shape because of health reasons. But right now I mostly sit on my butt and scroll Tumblr and the most exercise I ever do is carrying my laundry up the stairs, so I have to start small. Hey, Internet, can you give me some good exercises for beginners?
Internet: YOU’RE A BEGINNER? DO SIX SETS OF FIFTY CRUNCHES AND TWENTY BURPEES AND FIVE MINUTES OF JUMPING JACKS AND THEN PLANK FOR THREE MINUTES AND BALANCE AN ENTIRE GIRAFFE ON YOUR NOSE WHILE DOING ARM CURLS WITH A TWENTY POUND WEIGHT! AND THEN WHEN YOU’RE NOT A BEGINNER YOU CAN DO EVEN MORE! BUT FOR BEGINNERS! THIS IS SO EASY! FOR BEGINNERS!
Me: …you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.